Star Jones Gay Husband Swallows Massive Amounts of Semen

Star Jones gay husband was detained for driving without a vaild license. Once in the holding cell he allowed all the overnight inmates to gang-bang him and use him as a spunk bucket in several orifices, including but not limited to his mangina fart box and mouth. Big fat Star Jones who is on that shitty show, " The View ", was not able to stop eating for long enough to make a statement on her perverted protein filled spouse.

Tom Cruise Is A Fag

Tarafied Thursday

With a rare combination of girlish excitement and manly restraint Comrade Thomas and Comrade Nikki decided to check out Platinum at EAST WEST last night. Arriving around 9:30 ish to a decent sized yet oddly mixed crowd. Gone were the AMW'S from the sleek chic invite. The two Sh-It Girls were no where to be found. Bubbly was popped for the special guest Comrades who left before desert was served for more fun, food and foolery down the street. Dining side walk style proved to be the smartest move of the night. Entertainment was provided for the Comrades by a very drunk and obviously attention starved Tara Reid. Ms. Reid was poured into a pair of denims easily two sizes to small which created a very unique look for her poorly lipo-sucked tummy. Yelling into her mobile and stomping back and forth to get as many looks, giggles from the many a Queen on the boulevard. We got what we wanted, I hope the little piggy got what she wanted.

Sex Degrees of Cancellation or Here Go The Gays Again Again Again And Again

Actor Kevin Bacon was booked on The Today Show to promote his new film, " Where the Truth Lies ". The film has been rated NC-17 even after the orgy scene was cut. Director Atom Egoyan did not cut the man on man sex scene between Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth. The Today Show does not review nor promote movies with an MPAA rating above R. NC-17 is obviously above an R. This has been industry standard for most national morning shows for years. Mr. Bacon is now accusing The Today Show and all the morning shows of the mis-used generic word " homophobia ". America has fallen victim to a prank played on us by the gay community and perpetuated by the media. Merriam Webster defines the term homophobia as an IRRATIONAL fear of homosexuals. What does the word irrational mean ? Miss Merriam defines irrational as : not endowed with reason. Lets see. Can we think of any reasons to not show this segment on a sexually explicit film during the morning breakfast hour ? I can. Actually I can think of several that have nothing to do with homosexuality at all. The term homophobic is being thrown around with no regard to its actual meaning. I am awaiting the classic whines, whimpers and complaints from The Gays any second now. As we all know The Gays for some reason think their status as a " Special Interest Group " is a good thing. Take my word for it, its not. It's embarrassing. Be responsible, do things for yourself, base your achievements on merit not on your sexual proclivities. Double standards and demanding special treatment has been the new black for the last couple of years with this progressingly louder gaggle. Lets review. They want Gays in the military, yet enthusiastically denounce the War in Iraq. They demand Gay Marriage, yet frenziedly rally against any church for any reason at all. Give me this, because I am this. I want I want I want. Ellen hosted the Emmys. Her talk show is pretty good. I love to watch Will and Grace. Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is beyond retarded but for some reason some people like it. The Logo Channel needs no explanation to anyone who has caught more than 10 seconds of the channel that single-handedly re-invents boredom. And we all know that Bree, Susan, Edie, Gabrielle and Lynette are realing supposed to be drag queens. Inventing new rights is nothing to feel dignified about. I hope they know what they are doing. Wouldn't it be a shame if the new Axis of Evil were Cher, Liza and Clay Aiken.

Simian Jolie

Momma Jolie insists that her imported litter of two respect and embrace the traditions of their homelands. Baby Zahara who was poached from the nigger patch two months ago has only begun eating solid foods recently ( see above ). It has also been reported that gook baby son Maddox' favorite dinner is fried kitty.

The Wonderful Tar Baby Story

"Didn't the fox never catch the rabbit, Uncle Remus?" asked the little boy the next evening.
"He come mighty nigh it, honey, sho's you born--Brer Fox did. One day atter Brer Rabbit fool 'im wid dat calamus root, Brer Fox went ter wuk en got 'im some tar, en mix it wid some turkentime, en fix up a contrapshun w'at he call a Tar-Baby, en he tuck dish yer Tar-Baby en he sot 'er in de big road, en den he lay off in de bushes fer to see what de news wuz gwine ter be. En he didn't hatter wait long, nudder, kaze bimeby here come Brer Rabbit pacin' down de road--lippity-clippity, clippity -lippity--dez ez sassy ez a jay-bird. Brer Fox, he lay low. Brer Rabbit come prancin' 'long twel he spy de Tar-Baby, en den he fotch up on his behime legs like he wuz 'stonished. De Tar Baby, she sot dar, she did, en Brer Fox, he lay low.
"`Mawnin'!' sez Brer Rabbit, sezee - `nice wedder dis mawnin',' sezee..............(read more)

Celebrate Diversity Part II

Let us celebrate our differences today.

Stunning Cunt

Finally someone does something about this bitch. She has been dragging her sons' name through the mud for weeks. She's a whining national embarrassment.